Let’s just stop for a minute and appreciate the endless sassiness of rick riordan
ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES
"i can see your bra" good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.
woah! are bras really that expensive??
no no no no no no no no no nO NO NO
IF U EVER FEEL SAD REMEMBER THERE IS A FLOWER CALLED HANGING NAKED MEN AND IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE PURPLE MEN WITH THEIR DICKS OUT
ISNT NATURE WONDERFUL
can i just say DO NOT go on google images and search ‘HANGING NAKED MEN’ because you will probably be traumatized for life.
these are actually called ‘ORCHIS ITALICA’ or ‘THE NAKED MAN ORCHID’